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Thu Aug 25, 2005 at 11:57:33 am EDT
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A short rabito night time tale
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THUM THUM THUM

*Yeah, baby, yeah* I hear cute Nats murmur in his sleep. An amused Uhuna watches the scene. Rabito has worked his way from foot to crotch and is jumping away on Nats.

Normally rabito goes into children rooms when they are having a nightmare and consol them. I guess he thought Nats was having one. Yo made the same mistake the first time Uhuna stayed in the lair. I look into Uhuna smiling face and pick him. At least he is not biting Visionary’s ears, as he uses to do. Having a pet that doesn’t sleep is fun.

Yo dosen’t need to sleep either, but at least doesn’t jump on Nats or bites Visionary at night. We already have Lisa for that.

My train of thought is interrupted when Rabito goes again. I follow the weeping and find Marie with him. Noticing that she cannot hold him in her ghostly hands, I “tell” rabito to become a ghost himself. We communicate by thought. It is difficult because my pet’s brain patterns are scattered and random, like his maker. Now is Yo who cries seeing Marie delight being able to pet him. Yeah, rabito is great fun. Once she dissolves into the night, Rabito is on the loose again and I follow the thumps.

THUMP THUMP THUMP

It is a miracle he hasn’t broken his head by now, seeing the holes he makes on the walls. Even a thought head can get bruises. I peak inside Flapjack’s room and to my surprise he is feeding rabito…or trying to. Even a thought bunny that drinks from the toilets has its limits…but the sometimes-cute one has good intentions, and that is what counts. Changing to Yo-man shape, as it seems a better idea than going inside his quarters in my current female form, I thank him. Flapjack’s delighted expression changes to a sour one as soon as he sees me. I guess he has to pretend to be mean and villainous all the time. Something to do with family honour. He complains about Rabito bothering him. However, I can see trough his uncute words and tell him I appreciate his sometimes-good heart. Seeing how rabito licks his old creased face as a way of greetings, I pick him and we go to the infirmary. Here cute AlB keeps a generic poison antidote. Better safe than sorry.

Rabito fights the fool flavour medicine as anyone with palatal would do, and get trapped into a CZFB!’s silly string. It only took me a second to find a patented Bautista scissor. The only scissor able to cut, or blow up the string, depending of mood. It seems too late anyway. Rabito movements have made a mess with it, and only a purple ear it’s pooping out from the tight string. Luckily, the Shoggoth cannot sleep either and eats rabito. When he regurgitates, the bunny is free. I monitor the whole process just in case some molecule dosen’t turn out. But the nearly cute one is being all cute today and dosen’t eat permanently my pet.

The night is finished and is morning already. Rabito first thought is breakfast so we go to the kitchen. Today Dancer is already there and she is opening a packet that smells great. She brought doughnuts for breakfast and didn’t forget Rabito special ones. She tells me to be good and share them with children and Visionary. I hear a THUM and turn to see what rabito did now, but it is only Visionary.

“Umm, hello. Did you all have a nice night?” he manages while touching his own head.

“The best” I say before passing him a purple bunny-doughnut “and I guess your ears are fine today”



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